When angry, Ketu bites.
When provoked, Mars punches.
When jealous, Rahu plots.
When exploited, Saturn goes on strike.
When emotional, Moon creates a scene.
When in love, Venus loses all logic.
When the bark is fake, watch out for Mercury imitating a dog.
Even when tired, Jupiter is never too tired to preach.
When in the spotlight, Sun is exalted.

And when the planets gang up in the 8th house, karma goes to the dogs! 😂